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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Pink vs Gwen Stefani Catfight story










Fans often wonder or just take positions on who is the better performer
between one artist and another with seemingly similar styles, the Battle
Clan only wonders who can beat who? There was a dispute among the Clan as
to who would far better in an "Extreme" bout Gwen Stephani, the beautiful,
energetic leggy rock-pop lead singer of the group "No Doubt" or "Pink" the
sexy, sassy, hip-hop pop Diva.  Gwen was taller with a greater reach and
seemingly no end to her energy.

Pink on the other hand was shorter but well put together, better muscular
definition, more streetwise and presently a kickboxer.  Both girls had
smooth milky white skin and bleached blonde hair these two factors would
seem irrelevant to most but to their handlers it was very important. Their
managers did not want obvious bruises scares and cuts showing on their
performers, so the fight was set for a time when neither was on tour and G-
Man had Madonna's plastic surgeon on hand. Madonna's surgeon was excellent
and worked fast. He had done such a brilliant job in the past during the
Janet Jackson Madonna battles that the clan found his services invaluable.

The bout took place in an abandoned underground military shelter in the
Nevada desert.   The large room had been remodeled and converted into a
state of the art indoor arena. Lights cameras, bleachers and multiple
entrances/exits.

The combatants entered form opposite sides; the house was packed and it was
evident by the roar of the crowd as the ladies entered.

Gwen was in a small red sports bra that was like all her top wear flat
against her boyish chest. Gwen's abdominals were not very pronounced but
drew the attention of every man in the crowd because of her sexy Belly
Dancer-like femininity. She also dawned a red g-string that displayed her
sleek yet shapely glutei and her strikingly sinewy long legs.

Pink was wearing a padded navy blue sports bra that was designed to protect
her ample snow tinted breasts that were slightly rising up and down like an
evening tide (also a crowd pleaser) simultaneously her well-defined abs
contracting with every breath. She also was wearing a g-string, which
revealed her lithe thighs muscular calves and robust and rounded glutei.

They came to the center of the floor glaring in one anther's eyes looking
for a sign of weakness. Gwen broke silence, "don't worry sugar this will be
over before you know it ha ha ha ha!" Pink frowned rolled her eyes and
said," Yea right B!%@#!". Their hands were wrapped Mouy Tai style and they
had cross trainers on; there were no rules except that if your opponent
asks to stop or passes out you quit. A voice from the PA system said get
ready the raised their guard a gong sounded and the blows began. Gwen
wisely kept Pink at bay with a flurry of jabs and upper cuffs; her long
arms served her well. Pink was undaunted because of her determination and
because of her skill at slipping 90% of the punches; she also kept
advancing with her head buried in Gwen's chest delivering hooks, over hand
punches and body shots to the stomach and ribs that never missed. The crowd
was on their feet from the start screaming encouragement to their favorite
and waiting to see whose assault would prevail. Though Pink was connecting
more Gwen's stamina seems to be timeless. Both women appeared to be
unaffected by the red bruises inflected upon them during battle. Gwen's rib
area was now poke a dotted with bruises, her left jaw puffy from an
occasional over hand right. Pink had a mouse under her right eye and a
split lip accompanied by bloody teeth. They were even it seemed but Pink
was not satisfied she had a plan to gain the victory that she executed with
cat-like speed. All at once Pink leaped at Gwen clamping on a headlock with
accompanying head butt; Gwen cried out and fell back wards with Pink at top
her growling. Immediately Gwen employed her lengthy and supple legs to fend
off a lock by Pink; Gwen swiftly pushed Pink's abs bucking her into the air
then as Pinks lower half descended she locked her thighs around Pink's
middle. Pink quickly converted her headlock into a choke and raises her
lower half to her feet bending over so as to thrust more weight forward to
Gwen's neck. Gwen tightens her thighs crushing Pinks ribs and constricting
her air supply. Gwen grabbed a hand full of Pink's hair with one hand and
with the other knuckle punched Pink in the head repeatedly. Pink responded
by increasing her choke and periodically raising Gwen off the floor the
dashing the back of her head and neck to the concrete. Pink's assault over
Gwen's; the tall soprano began to moan then wale with every impact of her
head hitting stone, soon her hands went to buffer the back of her head
though she maintained her leglock. Pink almost erect now stepped over the
leg lock and places her foot in Gwen's neck until Gwen's thighs weakened as
she gagged foaming at the mouth. Pink held on to one leg and with evil
intentions; she turned Gwen over clamped on a knee lock then place her knee
behind Gwen's and dropped her full weight crashing Gwen's leg to the floor
creating the terrible sound of flesh and bone twisted and broken. Gwen
screamed in submission, "NO MORE! NO MORE! NO MOOOOOORE!  Pink was not
quite done; she cruelly placed a figure four leglock on Gwen targeting her
crushed knee. "Who's your moms B!%@#!? Pink demanded of Gwen. Aahh My GAWD!
Your are you're my moms Pink YOU ARRRRRRRE!" replied the suffering siren.
Pink turned her defeated opponent over, mounted her face and signaled for
her song "I'm Comin' Out" to be played as she rotated her pelvis to the
beat with Gwen underneath moaning in total humiliation.

The crowd was mesmerized at the sight of "white on white'.

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