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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera catfight

Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera stood at the podium and finished her acceptance speech for
the "Young Singer of the Year" award. Britney sat at her table and fumed, as
she politely clapped. Britney got angrier and angrier, the more she thought
about Christina and how the girl had stolen away at least a dozen awards and
contracts that she felt were rightfully hers.

Many people came up to Christina and shook her hand and congratulated her on
her latest win. After some of the crowd had cleared, Britney walked up to
Christina and shook her hand firmly and said, "Congratulations."

Christina smiled and said, "Thanks. I really hope you meant that."

Britney smirked, "Of course I meant it. I meant it as much as if our roles
were reversed." The two young stars were both public and private rivals. They
didn't like each other, and they made no attempts to hide it.

Christina smirked as well as she replied, "I see. So, what exactly do you
want? I have things to do."

Britney replied, "Nothing. I just wanted to talk."

Christina sighed, "I'm sorry. I really am busy right now. Call my agent, and
we'll make some time to have a chat." Christina turned away, ignoring her
irritated rival.

Britney grabbed Christina's arms and spun her back around. She said nastily,
"That was rude. We're not finished talking yet."

Christina said loudly, "Yes, we are finished. I have nothing more to say. Now
get your damn hand off my arm."

Britney raised her voice as well, "No! Not until we've finished our
conversation."

Christina yelled back, "It is over, bitch! Now get out of my face. What the
hell is your problem?"

Britney fumed, "You're the damn problem!"

Christina chuckled as she put her hands on her hips, "And what the hell does
that mean?"

Britney smiled nastily as she replied, "You're a bright girl, I'm sure you can
figure it out."

Christina glared back, "Figure out what passes for logic in that peroxide
poisoned head of yours? Nobody is that good. Why don't you enlighten me?"

Britney fumed, "The problem, you snotty little upstart brat, is that you are
stealing all the awards and other perks that are rightfully mine. And you're
going to stop doing it, got it?"

Christina laughed, "No, I don't get it. You can shove your temper tantrum up
your ass. It seems to me that the problem is that the judges have taste, and
they aren't thinking with their zipper. I know I don't have the boobs that you
have, but I can sing better than you any day of the week. And the judges seem
more interested in that, instead of your boob job!"

Britney's anger exploded as she fired back, "We'll just see how well you can
sing with my hands wrapped around your throat, or my tits smothering your
face."

Christina glared, "If that was supposed to scare me, try again! Any time you
want a piece of me, honey, you know where I am."

Christina and Britney stared each other down for several minutes. Christina
thought Britney had wanted to fight. When she didn't make a move, Christina
turned away and started to leave.

As Christina turned, Britney lunged and tackled the other singer to the floor.
Britney tried to hold Christina down and secure a pin hold on her. Christina
fought the hold. She twisted and flailed around. With a lucky hit, Christina's
knee connected with Britney's chin, and Britney pulled back.

The two young singers quickly got to their feet and faced off again. Britney
charged in, while Christina was still getting up. Christina just barely ducked
in time to avoid Britney's haymaker, which whizzed above her hair. The
powerful punch twisted Britney around, and Christina took advantage. She fired
a couple quick kidney punches into Britney. The bigger blonde spun back the
other way, and backfisted Christina across the mouth. Christina staggered
back. Christina backed away, while Britney chased after her. Christina ran out
of room, as her back hit the wall.

Britney smiled as she said nastily, "Don't worry, I'll make this quick."

Britney fired a huge punch at Christina's jaw for a knockout punch. Christina
ducked at the last second, and Britney's fist hit the wall hard.

Christina laughed as she said, "I won't, bitch!"

Christina came up fast and headbutted Britney in the chin with the top of her
head. Britney staggered back and Christina chased. Christina snapped Britney's
head around like a pinball as she hammered lefts and rights into the bigger
girl's jaw. Britney took a number of punches before she got her defense set,
and blocked Christina's blows. As Britney blocked a right from Christina, she
countered with a right of her own into Christina's soft belly. The smaller
girl coughed as the punch knocked the air out of her lungs. Christina backed
away quickly and Britney's follow-up punch sailed past her head, missing its
target.

Christina used her speed and closed in with Britney, figuring that a
short-range fight would be more to her advantage. Christina hammered a series
of short punches to Britney's tits as the two blondes clinched together.
Britney found her hitting power again, with short-range blows, and nailed
Christina with a hard shot to the ribs. Christina gasped in pain and brought
her head up fast, whacking Britney again with a headbutt to the chin. The
bigger girl staggered back, dazed by the hit to the chin.

Christina backed up a little and unloaded a huge spinning kick to Britney's
head. Britney fell to the floor, once again dazed by the smaller girl.
Christina strutted over to her downed rival and yanked her to her feet by the
hair. Christina clamped on a headlock and put Britney down again with a
bulldog. Christina got up fast and pulled Britney into a standing
headscissors. As Christina tried to lift Britney's legs into the air, Britney
used her strength to topple the smaller blonde. Christina suddenly found
herself down on her back, with Britney looming over her.

Christina coughed as Britney nailed her in the tits with an elbow drop.
Britney hoisted Christina up to her feet by the hair and whipped her against
the nearest wall. Britney charged in after her and splashed her against the
wall. Christina groaned as Britney crushed her body. Britney stepped back a
step and pounded her knee into Christina's pussy. Christina shrieked in pain,
as Britney's knee hit at full speed. Christina's knees buckled and she fell to
the floor. Britney roughly pulled Christina by the hair into a standing
headscissors, and then lifted her legs up high. Britney held Christina there
for a few moments just to let Christina see what was going to happen to her.
Britney kicked out and let Christina fall on her head in a perfect piledriver.

Christina was dazed and in pain as she tried to clear her head. Britney
continued her attack as she grabbed Christina by the hair and pulled her up
again. She held Christina in a headlock and rammed her head into the wall a
few times. A couple elbows to the gut convince Britney to release her rival.
Christina pulled away as she tried to catch her breath and regroup. Britney
did not intend to give her opponent that time though. Britney rushed in and
slammed her knee into Christina's gut. Christina doubled over in pain. Britney
put her down hard on the floor with an ax handle to the back.

Britney grabbed Christina by the hair again and yanked her up to her feet. She
again put the smaller blonde into a headlock and slammed her head into the
wall a few more times. Britney released Christina and watched as she dropped
to the floor, nearly in tears. Christina scrambled away from Britney, but
Britney chased after her. Britney stomped at Christina's tits and back as
Christina tried desperately to escape from Britney. Christina knew that the
wall was getting closer and closer, as did Britney. Christina suddenly
reversed direction and started to roll toward Britney. Britney just barely
avoided having her legs taken out from under her by Christina. Christina did
manage to grab Britney's leg and almost took her down. That gave Christina
just enough time to get to her feet, before Britney was on her again.

Christina dodged a big haymaker from Britney that probably would have knocked
her out. As Britney spun, Christina hammered her back with a series of kidney
punches. Britney grunted as the punches landed. Britney retaliated as spun
back and backfisted Christina across the jaw. Christina stumbled back. Britney
chased and kicked her in the ribs. Christina winced as she held her bruised
ribs. Britney continued her attack as she pounded another kick into Christina,
this time to the jaw. The smaller blonde went down hard, with tears trickling
down her face.

Britney stood over her rival and hissed, "Are you ready to give, yet?"

Christina fought off the tears and yelled, "No way, bitch!"

Christina lunged at the bigger girl and forced her back toward the wall.
Christina got in a couple punches, before Britney countered with a right that
backed her up. Britney faked a right to the jaw, which Christina reacted to,
leaving herself wide open to the pussy kick that came next. Christina shrieked
in pain as she dropped to the floor, crying.

Christina sobbed, "Ok. I give. Please stop!"

Britney hissed, "Too late, slut! I asked, and you refused. Now you're getting
your beating!"

Christina cried even louder as Britney moved in and yanked her up to her feet
by the hair and whipped her against the wall. Britney dropped her again with
another pussy kick, while Christina continued to sob.

Christina pleaded, "Please stop! I give up! No more!"

Britney yelled, "Stop your damn complaining, and take your beating like a
woman, instead of a whiny little girl!"

Christina sobbed but kept her mouth shut as Britney hoisted her up again and
shoved her against the wall. Britney pounded the smaller blonde with punches
to face, tits and belly, leaving her bruised all over. With a big haymaker to
the side of the head, Christina went down in a heap. Her eyes were glassy and
she didn't move except for her breath.

Britney stood over Christina and kicked her. She rolled in reaction to the
kick, but did nothing else.

Britney snarled, "1... 2... 3... 4... 5...."

Christina showed no indication of moving any time soon.

Britney continued, "6... 7... 8...."

Christina was still unmoving, but she did start to open her eyes and regained
her alterness.

Britney finished up with, "9... 10...! YOU'RE OUT!"

Christina just cried as Britney placed a foot on her back and raised her arms
in victory. Britney fixed her clothes and hair and made herself presentable
before she left, leaving Christina on the floor barely conscious.

A few days later, Britney went to the producers to gloat over her victory and
to demand some of Christina's contracts as the prize for her victory.

The producers declined. They said that the award show banquet room had closed
circuit cameras, and they saw the whole fight. They were disappointed in how
she blindsided and beat-up on a smaller, weaker girl like she did. They
explained that fighting was fine, as long as it was a fair fight. They
explained that they didn't intend to deal with a bully, and that when she was
ready to settle things like a lady, they would talk with her again.

Britney stormed off in anger, now more enraged at Christina than ever.

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